Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted August 21, 2014 Yes the soul witness, as in the only witness. Which doesn't do you much good considering the fact that you are also the plaintiff. I am innocent until proven guilty and you are far from proving me guilty. However, Mr. bOnEs, you and I do agree on one thing... Fuck it. I did it. Gimmee pie! This case is closed. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaPn bOnEs 8527 Report post Posted August 21, 2014 Yes the soul witness, as in the only witness. Which doesn't do you much good considering the fact that you are also the plaintiff. I am innocent until proven guilty and you are far from proving me guilty. However, Mr. bOnEs, you and I do agree on one thing... Fuck it. I did it. Gimmee pie! This case is closed. closed? oh, you decided to settle out of court now have you?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otiz P Jivefunk 670 Report post Posted August 21, 2014 Hahahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted August 21, 2014 The presiding judge is Massacre. Case closed, indeed. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted August 21, 2014 Mmmmhm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted August 22, 2014 Kuz, As your attorney, I advise you not to say another word. Ladies and Gentlemen... if they are your real names. I present to you... Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie originally from the planet Kashyyyk. Why am I telling you this? Because Chewbacca has nothing to do with this case. Just like my client. BOOM!!! 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted August 22, 2014 Spending all your time at the bar doesn't make you a lawyer, Rob. I demand to see your credentials! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted August 22, 2014 YEAH! WOOHOO! GO ROB! Oh shh that's right I mean uh... ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted August 22, 2014 Spending all your time at the bar doesn't make you a lawyer, Rob. I demand to see your credentials! You want my credentials? You can't handle my credentials! ! Spending all your time at the bar doesn't make you a lawyer, Rob. I demand to see your credentials! You want my credentials? You can't handle my credentials! ! I'd also like to point out that while I have spent an inordinate amount of time in bars, in this case, the bar that matters is the one I passed. Lawyered!! it's pretty clear to me that Kuz had no part whatsoever in the destruction of my Ruffian, and was in fact trying to save me from a fate worse that death when he was falsely accused of this act. But don't tell anyone coz I think I can sue him and shit. Open and shut case really. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ku Zi Mu 1194 Report post Posted August 22, 2014 What type of pie you like, Rob? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted August 22, 2014 It'll have to be the kind of pie that ships really well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted August 22, 2014 My favorite it fur. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted August 22, 2014 BOOM! One more outburst like that, and I'm holding you in contempt of court. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted August 22, 2014 One more burst like that, I'll hold you in contempt of my pants. burst....lul Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted August 22, 2014 We'll be taking a 20-minute recess. DiO, I need to speak to you in my office. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted August 22, 2014 *starts shaving the Wookiee for Rob's fur pie* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DiO 4730 Report post Posted August 22, 2014 God dammit Gtagrl, I'm a bit hairy but I'm no wookie. Get those hair clippers away from me. *runs to massacre's office 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otiz P Jivefunk 670 Report post Posted August 22, 2014 Office or orifice? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted August 22, 2014 Everyone knows I'm a top. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted August 22, 2014 *starts shaving the Wookiee for Rob's fur pie* Trying to bribe the defence are you? Then again gtagrls wookie fur pie... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gtagrl 4317 Report post Posted August 23, 2014 I'm known for my Wookiee fur pie. It's the tastiest!© Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barrybran 851 Report post Posted August 23, 2014 The producers of Star Whores are probably kicking themselves for not thinking of Wookie fur pie themselves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 1390 Report post Posted August 23, 2014 I smell another law suit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jizzy 633 Report post Posted August 23, 2014 Lucas vs. Igta Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted August 23, 2014 After selling Star Wars to Disney, I'll fucking fight George Lucas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
