ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 Of course for all of you who hope to view the trailer as soon as it's released, prepare to be disappointed. The servers will probably be down in the final few moments leading up to the release as everybody faps rhythmically in unison and causes a seismic shockwave that tears through the fabric of space-time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuPz0r 5361 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 Chain fap? Each man holds the next in a continuous fap loop which creates a black hole on the surface of the planet. Then no-one will see the trailer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JameZ88 3 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 damn the unconditional fapping feeling you get as the epicness of the trailer takes hold of your hands and after a couple of seconds the screen is covered in juices, I must admit the couple of seconds might just be me, but as long as im happy who cares right *thumbs up* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A3rdStreetSaint 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2011 I thought it would be there! Hooray for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Dooby 64 Report post Posted November 3, 2011 I've never came so much in my life... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skribble 32 Report post Posted November 3, 2011 I think that's called a circle jerk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BuickBoy 12 Report post Posted November 4, 2011 I think that's called a circle jerk. A fucking Epic one at that. For the record books :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Dooby 64 Report post Posted November 4, 2011 Until we can circle jerk in space, This isn't something to put down in the history books. SA had more people pre maturally ejactulating than GTA 5 has. I still get alittle pre cum hearing that theme song with the pictures fading by Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JameZ88 3 Report post Posted November 4, 2011 Guys word on the street (meaning youtube) is that the game is released 06/01/2012 wether this is January (british) or June (American) im unsure but I thought I would share this info http://www.walmart.com/ip/Grand-Theft-Auto-V-Xbox-360-Xbox-360/16563607 - Here is the link check it out if ya dont believe me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Random Tsk 1 Report post Posted November 4, 2011 Not buyin that release date. January or June, either way its a Friday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clutch 8 Report post Posted November 4, 2011 jizzed in my pants! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted November 4, 2011 Finally, Clutch is here. We'll have all our members back (for one post, at least) within the next two months. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Indy 350 Report post Posted November 4, 2011 Okay i've made a logical estimation on the GTAV release date: Grand Theft Auto IV was released on April 29th 2008. Take-two Interactive second quarter fiscal year 2008 ended April 30th. They reported Non-GAAP net profit values of $1.52. Strauss Zelnick, Chairman and CEO of Take-Two said the following on August 8th 2011. ...we continue to expect to achieve substantial revenue and earnings growth, including Non-GAAP net income in excess of $2.00 per share. So looking at past figures, it seems that Non-GAAP net income of $2.00 per share is high and only achievable on blockbuster releases (i.e GTAV). Also noteworthy, Take-two interactive have changed their fiscal year-end from October 31st to March 31st. Therefore, the CEO predicts $2.00 (high) share values for fiscal year 2013. This means GTAV will be released anytime between April 1st 2012 and March 31st 2013, I personally believe toward the end of the fiscal year to maintain their high expectations. TL;DR GTAV will be released between April 1st 2012 to March 31st 2013. I know it's a sort of shit piece of information since we could all have predicted a release date around that time, but that's all I got! If we can get quarterly predictions then we'll know when to expect a release. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Dooby 64 Report post Posted November 6, 2011 Buyable and quite logical but its still up to Rockstar when they release their game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thomsedavi 5 Report post Posted November 7, 2011 This New Zealand website gives the estimated release date as the 26th of October 2012: http://www.mightyape.co.nz/product/PS3/Grand-Theft-Auto-V/19158587/ It probably means nothing, but it's another date to add the rumour list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TreeFitty 2631 Report post Posted November 7, 2011 Huge transparent logo made from the wallpaper: http://www.igta5.com/images/gta-v-logo-huge-transback.png Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted November 7, 2011 Like most resources posted on here, I will save that and most likely never make use of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mad Dooby 64 Report post Posted November 7, 2011 I could never click on that many sources. I'm more or less waithing until I play the game my self. Leaves me to have more room to be impressed and less to be disapointed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jack579 0 Report post Posted November 25, 2011 the 2nd of what i could not see the month as the poster was in the way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Marney1 Report post Posted December 17, 2011 @miszczud Can you explain why you're posting this all over the forum? Forget it, can a mod just perma ban him for trying to con the vulnerable? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rayge 689 Report post Posted March 17, 2012 Almost been half a year since the announcement, maybe it'll be time for more once MP3 releases. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ashleyLUFC 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2012 Unfortunately it looks like we won't be seeing this until february/march next year as they don't want it clashing with the call of duty and assassins creed games. Also it'd be financially viable for them to release right on top of the end of there fiscal year. But in a positive way it's defo less than a year away lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Massacre 7646 Report post Posted April 5, 2012 CoD and Assassin's Creed wouldn't hurt GTA's sales in the slightest, in my opinion, but I agree that we won't be seeing it until next spring, at the earliest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViceMan 1380 Report post Posted April 5, 2012 I'm unsure at the moment, I still reckon October. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrDanceWithLance 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2012 I'm unsure at the moment, I still reckon October. Same, I reckon October. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites